There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.

While wandering through some underground passage, you find a dead adventurer. You think that today is your lucky day because although his armor is rusty, perhaps there’s something good in his pockets!

As you reach down to claim your prize, the rust begins to climb its way up your arm and you realize far too late that it was never rust at all.

Never forget that the life of an adventurer is often a short one and there are far worse deaths than a goblin arrow.

–Argo